dancing-through-brooklyn:

I was saying to my cousin that I wanted one of those reindeer christmas sweaters and she sends me this screenshot im fuckin done

dancing-through-brooklyn:

I was saying to my cousin that I wanted one of those reindeer christmas sweaters and she sends me this screenshot im fuckin done


fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school


dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something


(Source: tragicselfie)


harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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slutzs:

just how i like em

slutzs:

just how i like em

(Source: avantbear)


fagbitch2007:

tic tacs cost like $4 which is ridiculous because I eat them all in under 4 minutes

(Source: merylstreepismymom)



my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom