floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image


asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet

asian:

this is my favourite picture on the internet


uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

image

(Source: uhmeliamay)


centuriess:

Behind the Scenes of “All About That Bass” +

(Source: hurleysxvx)


blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


cryptonloids:

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

cryptonloids:

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise


justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  


actionables:

just think about how many people are taking a dump right now…your best friend…your third grade crush…the Pope…Miranda Cosgrove…all of them might be doing it at this very moment and I think that’s pretty amazing


sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away


thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

(Source: chucknoblet)