maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

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TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

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anukii:

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

Why is this idiocy normalized???

Are people honestly this lazy-minded??? This is embarrassing.

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

in grade 9 this girl and i were walking to her house and she was like “my hands are cold… ” so i offered her gloves from my backpack and she was like “um no thanks” and i was so confused because like? that’s what they’re for. and. i literally just understood. just now. i am an adult.

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please love yourselves

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deresolved:

u ever have those mutuals where u feel proud when they reblog something from you

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JUST GIRL THINGS #69

heckqueen:

WHEN HE PUTS A KEY INTO UR VAGINA TO UNLOCK YOUR SOUL

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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pleatedjeans:

21 Times School Wasn’t Boring

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Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

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You could be a very sexy frog. —8-time Tony Award Winner Stephen Sondheim (via chromolume)

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